Our artificial Christmas tree (bought 1998) was shedding so many needles we started collecting bags of the ‘droppings’. It’s getting bare.

    by acidmine

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    1. TeuthidTheSquid on

      Surely by the second year of collecting a quart of fake needles you might have considered just getting a replacement instead?

    2. Squeaky_Pickles on

      In a few years coat it in hardcore spray adhesive and just throw all the bags at it like confetti. You’ll have a …. One of a kind and unique “vintage” tree.

    3. My wife & I are on our 3rd tree in 6 years yet my mom is still putting up the one she bought in 1983. Also my grandma’s old aluminum one with the spinning color wheel from the 60s still works but the light up snowman we bought 3 years ago is already only lighting at the bottom.

    4. Valuable-Passion9731 on

      Try again next year, chef (wait why the fuck do they not allow you to comment images this is ruining my joke)

    5. They have a five year “life span”.
      Used beyond has an exponential increase in damage done per use.

    6. Buy a shitload of those clear, fillable craft ornaments and fill every one of them with the needles. Then just decorate your naked tree with the Needlementsâ„¢.

    7. I’m guessing you’ll have enough of these bags to open a tree needle museum by the time it’s done 😂

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